everets:

the penis is the stick shift to your heart

(via shrugging)

When people tell me I look weird doing something.

I’m just like:

(Source: laugh-at-me-br0, via the1dplague)

ollymurs:

but when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell you dont know ohohhh

(via tacoandclove)

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via tacoandclove)